MADLIBS

[Emily Young]

MADLIBS
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IT'S REALLY EASY.
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just REALLY random.
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here we goooooo....

I Saw Edward Kissing Santa Claus

Bella woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one bitter box that looked like a wizard.

Then Bella noticed that Edward was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Bella thought that he would surprise Edward. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on her annoying lips. That always made Edward swell.

Bella crept slowly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its cold lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Edward. Kissing someone.

Bella was so angry, she picked up a fairy from a table and threw it often beyond the sea.

They both looked around.

"Edward, you funny bat!" Bella yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Bella looked and then rubbed her hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Edward said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a sexy kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Bella said seductively. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be rich."

That seemed reasonable. Bella went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a little Irish man with a pot of gold.. He made Bella's ears feel all lovely.

"You see?" Edward said lightly and Bella saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

[Samantha Kale]

OMG I laughed so hard at mine:

A Bunny In Time

On a long and brown morning, Caius sat in a tree. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ear ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Athenodora to love someone with a beautiful stomach?

Quietly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an awesome childish towel, all on a summer's day. I wish my Athenodora would run me, in her own yellow way..."

"Do you?" Athenodora sat down beside Caius and put her hand on Caius's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

Caius gasped carefully. "But what about my beautiful stomach?"

"I like it," Athenodora said strangly. "I think it's silly."

They came together and their kiss was like an evil rock that flew in the sky.

"I love you," Caius said stupidly.

"I love you too," Athenodora replied and ran him.

They bought a husky, moved in together, and lived secretly ever after.